une petite liste de falabraques religieux du net

En anglais:
http://www.abarnett.demon.co.uk/atheism/kookparade.html

cette page liste les classiques, principalement des ultra-religieux qui se sont re-crée le monde dans leur tête et partagent leur nouvelle Terre avec nous.

A noter Kent Hovind et CAP alert, la revue fondamentaliste des films actuels :-)


La liste (avec liens)


Time Cube
Jack Chick
Society For The Practical Establishment And Perpetuation Of The Ten Commandments
Conan Thunder Warrior Group
CAP Alert
Hollywood Jesus
The Natural Law Party
Jasmuheen
I Am Jesus Christ
Demon Buster
The Enterprise Mission (Hoagland)
White Supremacist Groups
David Icke et ses reptiliens
John P. Boatwright
Kent Hovind
Jesus-Is-Lord.com
"teaching evolution leads to suicide, murder and violence"
Trance Formation Of America (CIA mind control, MK-Ultra)
The Twelve Tribes Of Israel
Alex Chiu's "immortality rings"
Texe Marrs
God Hates Fags dot com
The Website of Anti-Porn Guy
The Christian Gallery

J'ai ri en lisant la première:

Citation :

Time Cube

The universe is a spinning cube of time. Or something. Apparently everyone in the world is wrong, apart from this guy. If you can even get a vague hint of what he's talking about, you deserve a medal.

Citation :

Human metamorphosis has 4-corner lifetime stages known as baby,child, parent and grandparent. Bible-god equates 1-corner and bare Earth for children. 4-corner Truth is ineffable and no self or god can speak Truth. Only baby is born.Adult is not born. Without metamorphosis - no adults.

Kook rating : 75/10 - as mad as a bottle of chips. Not so much "out of his tree", as "driving away from the orchard at high speed".

God Hates Fags dot com.

Mais lol quoi.

Donatien a écrit:

God Hates Fags dot com.
Mais lol quoi.

je suis tenté de traduire une ou deux revues de film par le site CAP-alert. Il fut une époque ou avec des mais canadiens, religieusement on allait lire la revu du film le plus inoffensif pour rigoler. Par exemple les 101 Dalamatiens qui "offense Dieu en présentant le chien comme presque humain alors qu'il est dit dans la bible que.." Je ne t'explique pas le procès en sorcellerie des Harry Potters.

http://capalert.com/capreports/index.htm

C'est de l'humour concentré. Des fois ça fait très mal a lire :-)

Harry Potter, l'ami des fundies américains.

C'est incroyable comme les gens peuvent se prendre la tête pour rien du tout.

les points négatifs, d'après eux.

http://capalert.com/capreports/harrypotter-chamber.htm

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002), PG

Citation :

Wanton Violence/Crime (W):
# children being enveloped in flame
# skulls, decayed heads, body parts
# severed hand grabbing a child
# action peril, repeatedly
# long sequence of an attack by a tree
# apparition tipping head as if to tip hat
# petrified cat hanging upside down
# startle which caused screams in audience
# "sports" injuries
# petrified children, repeatedly
# apparition with partially severed head with steam rising from what was internal tissues
# bird incinerated
# children in forest alone in the dark
# gigantic talking spider threatening children
# attack of two children by huge spiders
# attempted killing by a huge spider, repeatedly
# encouragement of master spider to eat children
# threats to children, repeatedly
# child knocking an adult unconscious
# children pushing an adult into a pit
# animal attacks, repeatedly (huge snake)
# impalement injury to a child
# graphic defensive killing with blood and incineration
# threat of a child with a blade
# brutality

Impudence/Hate (I)(1):
# three uses of the three/four letter word vocabulary, all by a child
# emotional brutality of a child by an uncle
# lies
# masochism to punish self, repeatedly
# threat from an uncle
# imprisonment of a child by an uncle
# cheating
# "Killing doesn't matter to me anymore."
# reward for breaking rules

Sex/Homosexuality (S):
# none noted

Drugs/Alcohol (D):
# drugging

Offense to God (O)(2):
# single use of God's name in vain and without the four letter expletive
# still photo/painting subjects moving
# claim of wizardry
# levitation, repeatedly
# magic to do chores, repair glasses, walk through bricks
# living screaming baby-looking plant roots
# screaming letter
# impish pixies/creatures
# magic to control (open, close, move), repeatedly
# magic to assault (hit, slam, harm), repeatedly
# vomiting slugs due to magic
# moving stairs
# shape shifting, repeatedly
# talking of magic as a talent or profession
# flying brooms
# using witchcraft to save or rescue, repeatedly
# magic to heal, repeatedly
# evil voices from nowhere telling to kill, repeatedly
# magic to disappear, repeatedly
# apparitions, repeatedly
# magic to talk to snake, control it
# talking hat
# book with blank pages that answers written questions
# magic to transport to the past, repeatedly
# incantations, repeatedly
# much use of evil to do good

Murder/Suicide (M)(3):
# none noted

lol si on les écouter on ne pourrait plus regarder que Déric

Derrick c'est pas un policier? Il enquête sur des meurtres, non? Des MEURTRES!

Pfff, ces types ont vraiment un sacré problème.

oh putana la madone par la chatte de la vierge, y sont givrés. Mais ou vont ils chercher toute cette connerie?

Et encore...
Allez voir la critique de Dogma. Je vous recommande la version longue. Les "insultes envers dieu" font trois pages.
Et pour ce gentil film qu'est Evolution (par Ivan Reitman) on retrouve, dans ce même passage, la mention "tout le film est basé sur l'évolution" (insulte à Dieu?). Et, dans la foulée, un lien vers GenesisAnswers (!).
Même topo du côté de Jurassic Park (salauds!).

y'a meme Bambi 2 :-)

lol sérieux? c les chasseurs ça ....